Some of our desks resemble hospitals and some look like waste transfer stations, but they all reveal a little bit about who we really are. Feel free to fossick through our things.
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Koshtana
Koshtana is tw's fiercest competitor. She caught the tram to work in a lycra outfit that would make Borat blush to take out our 'Bad Taste' dress up contest.
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Kevin
Kevin is a self-styled ‘legend’. A word of warning: don’t encourage him to sing. He will.
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Sabine
Sabine is not part of Witness Protection, she just likes to move homes every other year. This is her 20th. We like to avoid Sabine every morning until 9:15, that’s when she has her coffee. Unless it’s a bad coffee, then we avoid her all day.
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Michael
With a flag fluttering at the Westpac Centre, Michael is now willing to admit he barracks for Collingwood. Michael is always up for a run around the tan or a hit at the Tennis Centre when his back, knees and tennis racquet are in working order.
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Ashlea
Ashlea has wrapped up filming for the pilot of 'Hulk Girl'. A dirty kitchen causes the normally mild-mannered Ashlea to morph into Hulk Girl, with catastrophic consequences. When she returns to human form, her tattered clothes are the only evidence of what has transpired.
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Michael
Michael was the unlucky 4th tenor, narrowly beaten in the auditions by Domingo. Nowadays, he belts out numbers with the Melbourne Symphony Chorus (including the Carlton Draught ‘Big’ ad).
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Andrea
Chevre, Camembert or Roquefort - you name it, she'll fight you for it. Also addicted to travel, she has visited 26 countries so far and has one more trip on the way - a 400km cycle through Cambodia. She is secretly wondering what she got herself into.
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Evan
Evan is a rebel without a cause, choosing to be the only tw team member to use a computer mouse not manufactured by Apple. We are all secretly jealous.
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David
Dave likes snow as long as it’s not yellow and not from Australia. Like his online shopping, holidays and mysterious past, his best tracks are laid OS.
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Anthony
Anthony works weekends as the local Zombie bounty hunter. With his trusty Nerf gun by his side, he tackles the undead by the thousands.
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Shannon
Shannon hates getting her desk photographed. It eats into precious time. Time she wished she was eating into her precious pastry. Shannon’s desk is a desk of contradiction. It's old school and retro... Except for that strange gizmo that has a book trapped inside.
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Ben
Ben ♥ Lance Armstrong. He rode all the way to Adelaide to ask him on a date. It turns out that Lance prefers blondes.
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Rina
Rina is difficult to describe in one sentence. In fact we couldn’t do it in two.
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Christine
Christine is a Group Account Director and Astronaut, who divides her time between Cecil Street and outer space. Her two plastic guns may not look like much, but they have fended off alien life forms across the universe.
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Narelle
Narelle is our point of call for all things gossip. Morning meetings consist of magazines and coffee with a de-brief on the shenanigans the Kardashians got up to over the weekend.
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Kris
Kris divides his time between the cyberspace of tomorrow and the stripy socks of yesterday.
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Anthia
Anthia speaks most languages including Malaysian, Mandarin, Indonesian and Esperanto. She’s now in Tonga as a graphic design volunteer enjoying the awesome breakfasts of papaya, banana and french toast as well as putting her creative talent to good use.
